Were you expecting something profound?

illbeyourdestroya:

ihavenoclevername:

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

You guys should start a band

and call it the bra straps

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millpill:

lunamuerte:

penis-hilton:

if my kids don’t go this hard i will be so disappointed

Lil homegirl on the drums damn

My image of Casey and I’s children since he wont stop until they are a black metal band

(Source: seclet, via fracasosdelalma)

dimpleforyourthoughts:

i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so

(via astrongcupoftea)

IMAGINE SAM GIVING YOU A PEP TALK BEFORE A DATE.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

deansdamnation:

lady-ada-lovelace:

freewillwriting:

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Oddly comforting.

this is so great

I know I just reblogged this, but can I point out how exasperated he looks? ‘Ugh again with the boys jesus fucking christ okay we’ll kill him if he breaks ur heart but this is the last one’

(via thelionsstoryteller)

anathanyates asked: Succubus, incubus, nymph, banshee


Answer:

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without? Abstract thing: my want to make things. Tangible thing: A camera or a pen.

Incubus: Answered. (ps. train tickets help.) 

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?  I’m like myself in public, but without pants. (lately it’s been between quiet and anxious/pensive, and loud and dancing). 

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them? Ugh. This question. Id try to do the things I know he/she loved and cook them their favorite foods and take them to resolve any immediate regrets and to other friends/family they’d want to see and probably cry a lot.

thelionsstoryteller asked: Incubus >:D


Answer:

What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Oh holyhell. Hm… 

I’ve got a thing for voices and stares, so there’s a start. That aside, direct communicate is a huge turn on. 

thelionsstoryteller asked: Werewolf :D


Answer:

If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Why you, of course! {But really, one part of me wants to reserve that “one person” slot for someone I haven’t met yet. The other says, one of my parents. I dislike going long without talking to one of them. Is that too much of a non-answer?}

bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

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ϟ Monsters-themed Asks!

Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost:Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?
Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus:What’s one thing you can’t live without?

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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Handwriting Meme →

askboxmemes:

1. Handwrite your name.
2. Handwrite your Tumblr URL.
3. Handwrite your blog title.
4. Handwrite your Tumblr crushes.
5. Handwrite your favorite season of the year.
6. Handwrite what color shirt you’re wearing right now.
7. Handwrite your favorite actresses and…

beyonceunofficial:

left is summer looks and right is “let me show u why i don’t “comb every morning” white ho”

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